If there was a Hotline
If Target had a hotline to me, they could have engaged me and offered a replacement “Classic Fit” pant instead of simply refunding the money. They would have realised that of the two pants I bought, I had only returned one.
If Pongal (an Indian vegetarian restaurant in New York) had a hotline to me, they would have recognised me as a visitor who came every third day – and offered me an incentive to come every second day, and thus grow their wallet share from me by 50%.
If Gap had a hotline to me, they would have recognised me as having bought a shirt from them a few years ago and offered me more of the same when I entered their store.
If Barnes & Noble had a hotline to me, they would have realised that my email ID had been incorrectly entered and would have corrected it the next time I did a purchase. And then linked my in-store book requests to offering to send me the book within 24 hours if it wasn’t available in the store.
If Macy’s had a hotline to me, they would have offered me add-ons to the Perry Ellis belt I bought – rather than telling me that their rewards program was only open to New York residents (not realising that faking a NY address is so easy.)
If Aeropostale had a hotline to me, they would have wondered why I returned a couple of clothes within an hour of purchase. (Answer: Abhishek found better and cheaper in a store next door.)
If ASIC had a hotline to me, they could have asked me how many members are in my family and which shoes they would be interested in. In this case, ASIC doesn’t even know me since I bought the shoes from Kohl’s.
If book publishers had a hotline to me, they could cross-sell me other books in a similar genre. Again, they don’t even know I have bought a book. As an example, I have recommended “The Crux” to a dozen friends in the past week, and they have no clue.
If Air India had a hotline to me (rather than the contact info of my assistant), they would have asked me how my flight was and what could be done better in the future. (I would have told them maybe they need to do an upgrade to their interiors in the non-stop US flights which have been unchanged after 15 years!)
If Amazon had a hotline to me, they would have offered me free Amazon Prime while in the US – rather than blocking my account (which was using a different email address – the only way to get 30-day free Prime) and wasting an hour of my time in trying to get it unblocked.
If Nike had a hotline to Bhavana, she would have told them how silly it was for the sales executive to refuse to offer laces so Abhishek could try on the shoes and walk around to get a proper feel. (She eventually got the laces by escalating.)
And so it goes on. Billions of customer engagements daily. And so many missed opportunities for cross-sell, upsell or future-sell. It is little wonder that many brands lose out to faceless marketplaces – they not only lose margins, but also the customer relationship. It is the hotline which is indeed the crux – the one thing marketers should look at solving for, at least with their Best customers if not for everyone.